Does crying on cue to escape sticky situations mean I used to be an actor?

…Yes. 

Does being an actor mean I’ve experienced a WIDE range of professions from jazz singer in Paris, to Yogi in Seattle, & realtor in Chicago?

You betcha.

PKWD is tattooed on my wrist:

Phone. Keys. Wallet. Dignity.

“Dignity” sent me back to school to channel my creative spirit into Art Direction.

“Dignity” being: getting too old to rely on crying on cue.